funnies

just some things that get said in or around my apartment…i think we’re pretty funny {but doesn’t everyone think their friends are funny? see for yourself what you think of mine}

 

“Yup, we get uglier when we go to bed.” –Nalani

Tori: “I need a belt with these pants” Em: “I need a man with these groceries.”

“If I was David Archuleta’s mission companion I would make him buy me lunch-all the time.” –Lawrence

Off Pinterest:“A well-tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men.” Girls:“It’s so true!” Keelan: “Now I feel uncomfortable at church; I’m wearing man-gerie!”

“My aunt joined the church because of the Osmonds. Well she investigated because of the Osmonds, she joined because it’s true.” –Lawrence

Kayla:“So he asked another girl on a date.” Tori:”Well, I hope she says no.” Em: “Me too. And I hope he trips in a puddle.”

Em: “Which is stronger chloride or potassium?” Keelan:”I don’t know, I’ve never seen them fight.”

Nalani: “Because you know, it’s not really my skirt.” Tori: “Yeah, it’s God’s skirt.”

McKenzie: “Basically, the Americans killed the British on the Titanic.” Em:”Looking back on that it’s kinda funny.”

Speaking of Titanic who else is excited for the re-release? I could do without the 3D but it’s worth seeing it on the big screen-I was 6 when it came out the first time and barely remember the experience of seeing in. I was an antsy little child and my dad was nice enough to endure the flick with me. Like I said…I’m excited now that I can sit still, kind of.